Tour de Pisse

Last Tour:

Tour before last:

17 March 2001 - St Patrick's Day O'Tour - Irish Club, Weston - Contact Gorby on 0409 830182, Little Wee on 0407 412894 or Pearl on 0419 292834 to register or for more info. See photo's here

The Tour-De-Pisse (Triathalon) Story

Tour De Pisse 1 - Start at the Wood Duck Inn, Hall.

"The Legend is Born"

Date:

1st of May 1993

Organisers:

Tarzan, Granny Grabber

Route:

Bike

Fraser Tavern, Charnwood Inn Kippax Tavern, Kippax Sports Club, Belconnen Bowling Club, Rosscos Garage.

Walk

Page Tavern, Town Centre Tavern, The Pot Belly Inn, Blind Beggars Inn, Norths Rugby Club, Sails.

Crawl Home

Participants:

Hash bodies

Elphus, Tarzan, Granny Grabber, Scrupy, Kermit, R.T.T, Packi, Gonzo, Bishop, Shark Shit, Cocky Soldier, UV, Too Keen To Get It, Licker, Thrice'a.

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Tour De Pisse 2 - Start at the Wood Duck Inn, Hall.

"2nd inaugural tour"

Date:

14th of August 1993

Organisers:

Tarzan, Granny Grabber. Vehicle security Sam McCabe.

Route:

Bike

George Harcourt Inn, Giralang Tavern, Gungahlin Sports Club, Kaleen Tavern, Boccee Club, Canberra Uni Bar, John Knight Park.

Walk

Sails, Norths Rugby Club, Blind Beggars Inn, Hungry Horse, Pot Belly.

Crawl Home

Participants:

Hash bodies

Raider, Tweedle, Elphus, Mother, Packi, Gonzo, Scud, Red Dick, Pulsar, Baabaara, Tarzan, Chocky, Granny Grabber, Winnie, Licker, Menstral, Too Keen To Get It, Ice Queen, Chuck Chunda, Cool Dude, Dead Loss, Prick.

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Tour De Pisse 3 - Start at the Eagle on the Hill.

"Inaugural Interstate"

Date:

20th of November 1993

Organisers:

Gonzo, Tarzan, Vehicle support by Dead Loss, Vehicle security by Sam McCabe, Catering Sam McCabe(soggy snags at Telecom).

Route:

Bike

Eagle Hawk Hill Brewery, Clancys, Old Canberra Inn, Tilley Divines, Cafe, Canberra Travelodge, Haig Park.

Walk

The Stockade Tavern, ACT Leagues Club, Private Bin, Mooseheads Pub, Terminus Tavern, Pandoras.

Crawl Home

Participants:

Hash bodies

Lurch, Elphus, Packi, Gonzo, Tarzan, UV, Granny Grabber, Thrice'A, Ice Queen, Dead Loss, Rummy, Chuck Chunder.

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Tour De Pisse 4 - Start at the Kippax Tavern.

"Nothing better to do on a Saturday"

Date:

12th of March 1994.

Organisers:

Chocki Soldier and Elphus, Vehicle security by Simply a Rose.

Route:

Bike

Charnwood Valley Inn, Elphus garage (Winder Place Charnwood), Fraser Tavern, Giralang Tavern, Kaleen Tavern, Gallopers Sports Club, Boccee Club, Canberra Uni Bar, John Knight Park.

Walk

Sails, Norths Rugby Club, Blind Beggars Inn, Pot Belly.

Crawl Home

Participants:

Hash bodies

Snorkel, Elphus, Tarzan, Chocky Soldier, Granny Grabber, UV, Pyro, Maree Kramer, Simply a Rose, Rummy.

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Tour De Pisse 5 - start at Olims.

"The First Inaugural Anniversary Triathalon"

Date:

28th of May 1994.

Organisers:

Granny Grabber

Route:

Bike

Canberra Travelodge, Tilley Divines Cafe, Old Canberra Inn, Kaleen Tavern, Giralang Tavern, McDermott, Place.

Walk

Ginninderra Tavern, Town Centre Tavern, The Pot Belly, Blind Beggars Inn, Norths Rugby Club, Sails.

Crawl Home

Participants:

Hash bodies

Scrumpy, Snorkel, Lurch, Elphus, Tulip, Packi, Prickless, Gonzo, Trish, Myxo, Testicles, Chocky, Tarzan, UV, Im stuffed, Granny Grabber, Licker, Thrice'a, Menstral, Chuck Chunda, Pyro, Dead Loss, Dry Run, Mud, Leach, Shitzel, Bo Peep, Ice Queen, Rummy, Eggs and Bacon, Four Balls, Hooker, Juggler, Maree Kramer, Flasher, No Frills, Jan-Maree Troy, Stephanie Farrell, Dinky Di.

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Tour De Pisse 6 - Start Austrian Club Mawson.

"The First Southside"

Date:

26th of November 1994.

Organisers:

Chuck Chunda and Ice Queen, Catering Ice Queen, Vehicle support Ice Queen and Dead Loss. Vehicle security Sam McCabe.

Route:

Bike

Henry Gratten Tavern, Champions Bar, Slovenian Club, Statesmans Hotel, The Woden Valley Club, Latrobe Park, Canberra Bowling Club.

Walk

El Rancho Steakhouse, La Grange Boutique, Eastern Suburbs Rugby Union Club, Kingston Hotel, Eastlake Football Club, Blue Beat Cafe, Durham Arms Castle.

Crawl Home

Christenings:

Bolt Cutter.

Participants:

Hash bodies

Snorkel, Lurch, Elphus, Packi, Prickless, Gonzo, Testicles, Myxo, Squatter, Tarzan, Granny Grabber, UV, Menstral, Tom, Fag End, Ice Queen, Rummy, Dead Loss, Adonis, Mud, Bathrobe, Chuck Chunda, Bolt Cutter, Eager Beaver, Pisspot.

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Tour De Pisse 7 - Start at the Sutton Tavern.

"First Quintathalon-Run, Cycle, Walk, Stagger, Crawl"

Date:

29th of April 1995

Organisers:

Tarzan, Rossco, Granny Grabber. Vehicle support by Ice Queen, Mud, Rummy and Dead Loss. Catering by the Ice Queen. Vehicle security by Sam McCabe and Hooker.

Route:

Run

Sutton Tavern.

Bike

Eagle Hawk Hill Motel, Clancys Inn, Old Canberra Inn, Ellenborough Steet roundabout Kaleen, Kaleen Tavern, Giralang Tavern, Canberra Uni Bar, John Knight Park.

Walk

Sails, Labor Club, Norths Rugby Club.

Stagger

The Pot Belly, Belconnen Family Tavern, Ginninderra Tavern.

Crawl Home

Christenings:

Scumbag.

Participants:

Hash bodies

Scrumpy, Lurch, Elphus, Tulip, Cock Robin, Gonzo, Chunders, Trazan, Chocky, Licker, Granny Grabber, Menstrual, Scumbag, Mathew Dunstal, Fuching Shithead, Pukkas sister, Ice Queen, Pukka, Chuck Chunda, No Frills, Crocodildo, Dry Run, Blushing.

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Tour De Pisse 8 - Start at the Jamison Inn.

"Boomerang tour start and finish at the Jamison Inn all on bikes."

Date:

14th of October 1995.

Organisers:

Elphus and Tarzan. Bike security by Tarzan and Elphus. Vehicle support by Spook. Tucker supplied by the Eagle Boys.

Route:

Bike

Belconnen Soccer Club, Belconnen Bowling Club, West Belconnen Aussie Rules Club, Kippax Tavern, Moby Dicks, West Belconnen Leagues Club, Page Tavern, Ginninderra Tavern, Las Vegas Bar, Pot Belly, Blind Beggars, Norths Rugby Club, Western Districts Ruby Union Club, Finnish Club, Jamison Inn.

Crawl Hic Home

Participants:

Hash bodies

Scrumpy, JD, Elphus, Packi, Cock Robin, Gonzo, Tarzan, Chocky, XXXX, Thrush, Dire Staits, Granny Grabber, Hamish, Juggler, TC, Chuck Chunda, Bo Beep, Haggis, Bolt Cutter, Scumbag, Gordon Maxim, Ogre, Dave Nolan, Ice Queen.

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Tour De Pisse 9 - Start at the Downer Club.

"Again nothing better to do on a Saturday."

Date:

9th of March 1996.

Organisers:

Chuck Chunder. Catering by the Ice Queen. Vehicle support by Dead Loss. Bike security by Crocodildo Dundee and Sam McCabe.

Route:

Bike

Old Canberra Inn, Tilley Devines Cafe, Canberra Bowling Club, Haig Park.

Walk

Civic Pib, ACT Leagues Club, Electric Light Bar and Cafe, Wig and Pen, Hogs Breath Saloon, Seasons Sports Bar.

Crawl Home

Participants:

Hash bodies

JD, Cabbage, Elphus, Tulip, Packi, Cock Robin, Gonzo, Chunders, Tarzan, Little Wee, Chocky, Menstrual, Dire Starits, Bo Peep, Gordon Maxim, Chocette, Thomas the Tank Trailer, Juggler, Ratus Norvegicus, Ice Queen, Pigs Arse, Wombat II, Lea, Aracnophobia, Simply a Rose, Dead Loss, Crocodildo Dundee, Rattus Fuscipes, Chuck Chunda, Greg Bull, Shithead, Haggis, Pukka, Bolt Cutter, Late for Breakfast, Cinders.

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ON ON ELPHUS

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